A Fake Apology by Larry Johnson

by Benny on October 27, 2009

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I have a sports pet peeve. I need to get it off my chest. It’s something that happens a handful of times per year. Sometimes it’s more depending on how stupid athletes are for that year.

I hate the pre-written agent/publicist/manager written apology.

I hate it mainly because it’s so fake. It feels completely not sincere. To me it feels like the player who acted out, took steroids, or got arrested, is not an adult enough to properly apologize from the heart.

They release an apology that we read online and it does not even sound like the same person who did something stupid.

Case in point, Larry Johnson this past weekend used Twitter to go off on his head coach

“My father got more creditentials than most of these pro coaches.”

That was followed by:

“My father played for the coach from “rememeber the titans”. Our coach played golf. My father played for redskins briefley. Our coach. Nuthn.”

That is on top of using a three letter gay slur he used to reporters in the locker room and on his Twitter.

First I do want to say that Larry Johnson is washed up. He’s frustrated that his team blows chunks. Frustration still does not allow his action to be excusable.

Then today he releases statement apologizing for his actions

“I regret my actions. The words were used by me in frustration., and they were not appropriate. I did not intend to offend anyone, but that is no excuse for what I said. I will do my best to learn from this.”

Does this even sound like the same person? The same one that spelled “briefely” instead of briefly? Or uses “nuthn” when he wants to say nothing? We are not dumb enough to believe Larry Johnson sat down to write this statement. I highly doubt he even read what his agent wrote. I would bet he didn’t even want to apologize but his agent said he needed to.

I bet you Larry Johnson would do what he did again if he was asked if he regretted it. I hope he’s not dumb enough to think that his Twitters aren’t picked up by the media.

I know the agent’s job is to clean up the shit that the player leaves behind. He’s trying to fix his client’s image. It doesn’t make us forgive the player or even believe he is really sorry for what happened.

If Larry Johnson wanted to apologize on air, he could call up the local radio station and they’d have him on right away to apologize. Then that apology would be re-aired all over the country. People may not forgive him but at least he’s a man and apologized publicly and not having the agent do it for him.

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Steve Phillips’ Affair Has Turned Ugly

by Benny on October 21, 2009

Some people believe things happen in three’s. First we have David Letterman’s revelation that he had been sleeping with his much younger assistant. Now it’s Steve Phillips being busted for his short term fling with a young 22 year old production assistant. The third one is right around the corner right?

This story has blown up today and it’s being talked about probably on every sports blog. However I’m sure tomorrow morning we won’t see “Steve Phillips Sleeping with Production Assistant” as one of the hot topics on Sportscenters’ Blog Buzz.

Not only did Steve make a bad choice in women (more on this later) but he found one psycho enough to stalk his son on Facebook by creating fake accounts to get personal information about Steve and his wife, drove her car into a pole after leaving a letter on his front door, and just sounding like a girl who we wouldn’t want to touch with a 10 foot pole, physically and personality wise.

Also what is going on at ESPN? Sean Salisbury showswomen a cell phone picture of his penis. Harold Reynolds hugs women and getting fired. Now we learn that Steve Phillips has a birthmark near his manhood, which we never wanted to know.

So Steve has ruined his marriage with someone that looks like that? Every blog I’ve been to has not said nice things about Brook Hundley’s appearance. She’s not the cutest girl in the world. She’s below average looking. If he’s going to ruin his marriage and his reputation again, it would be better if she looked hotter.

I know bloggers everywhere were shocked by the story but more shocked to see the girl he slept with. I know I was. She makes Monica Lewinsky look cute.

As far as I know, she’s still employed by ESPN. Just not working in the baseball department. She was moved to NASCAR. He was suspended for a week but now has taken an indefinitely leave from ESPN.

I don’t know how he’s going to be able to show his face again without people picturing her.

New York Post

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Does it seems like this season has more horrible teams than normal? Titans, Chiefs, Buccaneers, Rams all winless. The Raiders, Browns, and Bills have one win each (Raiders beat the winless Chiefs). Washington has two losses to previously winless teams, Panthers and Lions. The Browns beat the Bills by completing only 2 passes last weekend. Does that make the Browns look horrible or the Bills more?

You get the idea. It’s tough to say which is the worst team in the league because there are so many. Antonio Pierce of the New York Giants doesn’t like to knock teams BUT had this to say about the Oakland Raiders this past Sunday.

“But right now, they’re struggling.  We’re playing that game the other day and, honestly, it felt like a scrimmage, like a practice.  It felt like we were going against our offense [in a controlled setting] as far as the tempo.

“There was no vibe of trying or effort from the Raiders at all from a defensive standpoint against their offense.  We’re getting three-and-outs.  You don’t hear nobody [saying], ‘Hey, let’s go!’ trying to pick the guys up, rallying them, getting guys fired up.  There was nothing.  It was quiet.  A guy gets sacked or somebody gets beat, they just get up.  It’s not like there’s yelling or no kind of [emotion] about the way they were playing.

“It was shocking to be out there in that game and get that kind of feeling.”

That sums up the Raiders. We read the game day summaries and see the stats but the Raiders sound so much worse when described by Pierce. It’s a very dysfunctional franchise. I don’t see any player wanting or respecting a coach who beat the shit out of another coach. He’s more messed up than half the players.

Then there’s the face of the franchise, JaMarcus Russell, who Al Davis compared to John Elway when he drafted him. I could write a thousand words about how bad he is and give you a bunch of stats to back it up, but I don’t think I need to prove my point. We all know how fat and horrific he is.

If the quarterback, the leader of the offense, doesn’t seem to work hard or care, it’s going to spread like the flu to his teammates.

It’s a messed up team and no matter how bad they are, they’re still picking up paychecks that we would only dream of seeing. Somehow life doesn’t seem fair.

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I like Rodney Harrison on Sunday Night Football cause he’ll say whatever is on his mind. I can say whatever I want on here but I’m a few million short in listeners. They were talking about Terrell Owen’s press conference with the short answers, funny sunglasses and matching shirt. Rodney called him a “clown”. He probably wanted to use another word but clown was just fine.

Terrell wrote what he thought on Twitter. Who knows if Rodney really used steroids or not but maybe that’s the only thing Terrell could come up with. I think “your momma” jokes might have been good here too.

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Michael Vick Wants to Be Starting Something

by Benny on September 25, 2009

The news yesterday that really got me shaking my head was the comment Michael Vick made in an interview that will air on Sunday on CBS.

“This is not the exact scenario I thought would play out,” Vick told CBS. “I thought I’d be playing with a team and actually starting.”

He’s allowed to play this weekend and he’ll get snaps according to the Eagles but he’s not going to start, which I believe comes as no surprise to anyone in the league or following football, except Michael Vick.

Let’s review. He was in prison for 20 months. I don’t think there was a prison football league going on. He didn’t have a full training camp. He comes to a team that has given a chance just to even play football and get back to a normal life and make a lot of money.

So why does he seem so surprised? I’m not a GM or NFL head coach but I would think being away from the game for 2 years and expecting to start at the toughest position in football right away is just too soon. He’s got to get the shackles off his legs before he can start running again.

He did say the right things this week leading up to the game:

“It’s very exciting to have the opportunity to go out there and just play football,” Vick said. “Regardless of my role, regardless of what I’m going to be doing this week, just to suit up and be able to go out and play in a game when it counts. If I just had to suit up and go out and help out (Kevin) Kolb with the looks, that’s fine by me.

“I’ve been watching football from afar the last two years. and this is a dream-come-true season to me. In my eyes, I’ve already won a Super Bowl. … The way I feel, I’m just ecstatic.”

So you’ve got honest Mike in the first statement and thankful Mike in the latter statement. Which one seems right?

If Vick has truly learned anything, it’s that the league goes on without him or anyone else in the NFL. New players come in and replace you when you leave. He’s been gone for a long time but expected to pick up where things left off? Maybe the Eagles could start him on special teams, then he could say he started.

Instead he should appreciate the second chance, watch, get back into NFL shape, and then maybe get his chance to start with the Eagles or some other team in the future.

Or he might just be a gimmick in the Eagles offense.

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There’s No Crying After the Second Game of College Football

September 25, 2009

This video might be a week old but I just discovered it. It’s of a distraught Clemson fan after losing to Georgia Tech 30-27. It’s funny because Chris Fowler, Jesse Palmer, and Craig James are giving commentary on the poor guy. Clemson was losing by 24 points but came back and only lost by 3 [...]

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20 Things I Learned in Week 2 of the NFL

September 21, 2009

Different stadium, same old Tony Romo. 127 yards passing, 1 TD, 3 INTs. Embarrassing. If I were staring at the Dallas Cheerleaders the whole game, I might throw a few myself.

Jerry Jones is trying to make the new Cowboy stadium about giving the visitor the best experience possible. He sort of overlooked the Cowboys defense.

Denver [...]

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Lebron Tries Some Bad Acting Next Year

September 19, 2009

Dennis Rodman had “Double Team” with Jean-Claude Van Damme. Shaq had “Blue Chips” and “Kazaam”. Michael Jordan had “Space Jam”. I never saw one of those movies but I’m smart enough to know they sucked.
Lebron James thinks he can do better and is now going to star in a motion picture, by uber producer Brian [...]

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The Two Biggest Idiots on Earth

September 17, 2009

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Leodis McKelvin’s Front Yard Gets the Message

September 16, 2009

In the aftermath of last night’s Buffalo Bills meltdown, the main target, Leodis McKelvin, woke up to see his lawn spray painted. Two messages were spray painted on the front lawn of McKelvin’s home.
One said that he should “learn to take a knee”, in apparent reference to his ill fated, late game decision to return a [...]

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